i write this as general good advice to all.

It is nearly impossible to achieve good things in the kitchen when the music is loud and you are dancing round the room singing along.

Especially if you happen to be singing 'im a fire-starter, twisted fire-starter.'

I have been a guineapig for this very thing and was innocently singing along while making an omlette, danced round the room, cracked the egg straight into the frying pan, danced away waving my arms wildly, danced back looked into the pan and thought:
'Shit. thats a fried egg'

so as all good students will do i just added the other ingredients and scrambled it around a bit. (cheese sticks very well to hot frying pans beware!)