Sunflicker

i write this as general good advice to all. It is nearly impossible to achieve good things in the kitchen when the music is loud and you are dancing round the room singing along. Especially if you happen to be singing 'im a fire-starter, twisted fire-starter.' I have been a guineapig for this very thing and was innocently singing along while making an omlette, danced round the room, cracked the egg straight into the frying pan, danced away waving my arms wildly, danced back looked into the pan and thought: 'Shit. thats a fried egg' so as all good students will do i just added the other ingredients and scrambled it around a bit. (cheese s

"right im sorry kids - we cant go on a hack today because ive just had a call that a patient has escaped from a mental insitute and is running round the woods with a sharp pole" true. how often do you get to use an excuse like that? there were helicoptors and everything.

this is the classic treatment and relationship between young female sales assistants and older male shoppers.... I am trying to walk through a gap and reach the gap at the same time as a man of about 50 and his wife. i stand back to let them through. *wife walks through* Man says:  "no i'll let the young lady go through first"   *winks* *young lady walks through gap thanking kind gentleman and then continues about her buisiness* *is followed by kind gentleman* *turns to find "kind gentleman" staring at her bum* - the reason for allowing "young lady" to proceed first to begin with We would like to thank kind gentleman for allowing young